sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Found the puke drawer
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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