i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
All I want is dick and wine.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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