I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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