Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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