So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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