Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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