There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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