no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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