I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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