I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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