I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he puts the penis in happiness.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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