You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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