I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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