I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
