I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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