are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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