I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
