Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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