Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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