Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
