Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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