You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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