Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She bit a glass in half.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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