i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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