You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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