the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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