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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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(519): View more from Ontario

All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.

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(815): View more from Illinois

shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug

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(317): View more from Indiana

Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.

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Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing

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(336): View more from North Carolina

So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club

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