You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Randomize
