he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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