dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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