Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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