why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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