ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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