party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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