He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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