The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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