Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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