What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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