we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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