just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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