I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My dick has a subreddit
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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