I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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