My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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