Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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