Where did you get a picture of my penis
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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