You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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