i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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