Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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