I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
zippers are such a cool invention
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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