FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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