She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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