Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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