Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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