what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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