I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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