Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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