Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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